I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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