your parents love me but you hate me
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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