hell yes lets make some ravioli
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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