My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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