Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
