16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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