Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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