She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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