just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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