I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
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