Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
a search helicopter?!
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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