i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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