you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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