none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize
