so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
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