Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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