He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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