i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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