i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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