How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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