I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Randomize
