All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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