he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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