So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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