Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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