What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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