Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
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