in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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