is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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