if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Randomize
