If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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