her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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