Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
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