Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
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