Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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