Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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