just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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