I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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