You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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