party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I look better un-naked...
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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