Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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