He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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