when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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