Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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