Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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