okay pat passed out under dana's car
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Randomize
