we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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