i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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