i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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