whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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