im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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