So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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