But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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