office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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