I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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